Doa dan Penyakit

Mrs Johnson akan memasuki rumah sakit minggu ini untuk testis.
Karena penyakit rektor, Rabu pelayanan penyembuhan akan dihentikan sampai pemberitahuan lebih lanjut.
Pada buletin gereja selama menteri penyakit: Allah yang Baik - Dr. Hargreaves yang lebih baik.
Minggu pagi ini layanan-layanan berikut kita akan memiliki feelowship bulanan kami.
Said selama salat ketika memimpin doa bagi orang-orang terkasih yang belum disimpan: "Bapa, kami hanya ingin berdoa untuk menyelamatkan kami yang tidak dicintai."
Mengangkat Mesianik kita saudara-saudara di Israel yang menderita selama waktu doa kita.
"Akulah kebangkitan dan hidup. Barangsiapa percaya kepada-Ku, meskipun ia diet, namun akan hidup. "
Pada sebuah gereja kartu pos: "Saya telah menerima Yesus Kristus sebagai Tuhan dan Juruselamat. Saya mau panggilan pribadi. "
Gereja tanda: "Yesus Saves!" Safeway tanda di seberang jalan: "Safeway menghemat lebih!"

meaning:

Church Bulletin Bloopers: Prayers and Illnesses Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes. Due to the rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: God Is Good--Dr. Hargreaves is better. This Sunday morning following services we will have our monthly feelowship. Said during a congregational prayer when leading prayer for unsaved loved ones: “Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones.”Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time. “I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.” On a church postcard: “I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I would like a personal call.”Church sign: “Jesus Saves!” Safeway sign across the street: “Safeway saves you more!” -

Conway Twitty, Apakah Itu Sungguh Anda?
Seorang pendeta muda pindah ke kota dan memutuskan dia akan pergi berkeliling dan memperkenalkan diri kepada jemaat baru. Dia membunyikan bel pintu pertama dan seorang wanita datang ke pintu. Ia menatap saat dia memperkenalkan diri.
Dia berkata, "Aku tidak percaya seberapa banyak Anda tampak seperti Conway Twitty, para penyanyi musik country."
Dia menjawab, "Ya, Bu, saya mendengar bahwa banyak."
Ia pergi ke rumah berikutnya dan berikutnya, dan setiap wanita yang datang ke pintu mengatakan hal yang sama-bahwa ia tampak seperti Conway Twitty.
Di rumah terakhir, seorang wanita muda rupawan datang ke pintu dengan handuk di sekelilingnya. Dia mulai memperkenalkan dirinya sendiri, tetapi ia menghilangkan handuk, mengulurkan tangannya di udara, dan berteriak, "Conway Twitty!"
Pendeta berdiri di sana, terperangah. Kemudian ia berkata, "Halo, Sayang!"
meaning
Conway Twitty, Is That Really You?
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and a lady came to the door. She stared at him as he introduced himself.
She said, “I can't believe how much you look like Conway Twitty, the country music singer.”
He replied, “Yes, ma’am, I hear that a lot.”
He went to the next house and the next, and every lady that came to the door said the same thing—that he looked like Conway Twitty.
At the last house, a shapely young lady came to the door with a towel around her. He started to introduce himself, but she loosened her towel, threw her arms in the air, and screamed, “Conway Twitty!”

The pastor stood there, stunned. Then he said, “Hello, darling!”


- Joke shared by Beliefnet member ChevyLady


Search Engine Submission - AddMe

Submit Articles to the Article Dashboard Directory - Article submission and content you can use for free at ArticleDashboard.com