sama dong ( Equally please )

1."dokter saya sakit apa?"tanya seorang lelaki ."setiap ketemu mertua saya ,kok hati saya berdebar?
"kalo begitu sama dong.saya juga begitu,malahan kalau melihat mertua saya,takutnya minta ampun"jawab dokter ikutan curhat.
meaning:My doctor is sick what?
Ask a man.
Every time meet my parent-in-law ,why my heart pounds?"If so with me also like that, even if seeing my parent-in-law,Frightened him ask"answer the model doctor is sharing.
2.malamitu hujan turun lebat sekali dan udara jadi dingin .seorang suami beranjak dari tempat tidurnya dan meraba raba kalender di dindingnya kamarnya .melihat perbuatan suaminya, istrinya berteriak "jangan mas , masih subur! jawab suaminya pelan"saya tahu " "saya hanya sedang menghitung berapa hari lagi gajian.
meaning:.that night rain descends very luxuriant and air becomes cold .someone the husband Move from his bed and fondle the calendar in his wall his room to see his husband's action His wife shouts "don't Mas, still am fertile!"
Answer his husband slowly"i know "me only am counting how many days again can salary.

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malam pertama ( The first nigth )

langit begitu gelap ,dewi rembulan begitu temaram di langit.hanya kami berdua aku dan dia.rambutnya begitu halus .matanya begitu bening.aku tahu apa yang dia ingin aku segera lakukan .kulitnya begitubegitu lembut .kakinya begitu sempurna .aku mengelus-elus dengan jari jemariku.tepat di punggungnya .waktu itu aku masih naif kurang pengalaman tapi aku mencoba mengusahakan yang ter baik.aku pegang dadanya lalu turuntepat di buah dadanya .aku masih ingat bahwa waktu itu aku sangat sakut.hatiku berdegup dengan kencang .perlahan aku membuka kedua kakinya lebar-lebar. begitu dia melakukannya...aku sudah tidak ingat apa-apa lagi ,tidak juga rasa malu tidak lama kemudian cairan putih itu banyak keluar ,akhirnya pekerjaanku selesai.sekarang semuanya telah berakhir ..aku masih ingat malam pertama AKU MEMERAH SUSU SAPI. meaning:

Sky was so dark , the moon like that dark in sky. ha him the two of us I and she.hear him was so soft .eye him like that softly a I knew what he wanted me immediately did .skin him very soft .foot him was so perfect .a I stroked with the finger my finger. on his back .when that I was still naive inexperienced but I tried try to get that the best.a I held his chest then turn on his breasts .a I still remembered that at that time I really scary.the heart I gulped fast .slowly I was opened second foot him was wide. just as he carried him out... I already did not remember anything again ,nothing also not old embarrassment afterwards the white liquid often went out ,finish him my work .it's now all of them ended.. I still remembered my first night squeezed cattle MILK.

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