sama dong ( Equally please )

1."dokter saya sakit apa?"tanya seorang lelaki ."setiap ketemu mertua saya ,kok hati saya berdebar?
"kalo begitu sama dong.saya juga begitu,malahan kalau melihat mertua saya,takutnya minta ampun"jawab dokter ikutan curhat.
meaning:My doctor is sick what?
Ask a man.
Every time meet my parent-in-law ,why my heart pounds?"If so with me also like that, even if seeing my parent-in-law,Frightened him ask"answer the model doctor is sharing.
2.malamitu hujan turun lebat sekali dan udara jadi dingin .seorang suami beranjak dari tempat tidurnya dan meraba raba kalender di dindingnya kamarnya .melihat perbuatan suaminya, istrinya berteriak "jangan mas , masih subur! jawab suaminya pelan"saya tahu " "saya hanya sedang menghitung berapa hari lagi gajian.
meaning:.that night rain descends very luxuriant and air becomes cold .someone the husband Move from his bed and fondle the calendar in his wall his room to see his husband's action His wife shouts "don't Mas, still am fertile!"
Answer his husband slowly"i know "me only am counting how many days again can salary.